Unmitigated unmedicated uneducated romp, a wee one at that.

Disturbulance

Cram my grammar with glamour and

Gloss photos of lost Hoboes,

PermaTemps smoking hemp,

Shaky still, Laid off key.

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Grab scraps of fatback

Trap the crap in glad wrap

Fill a sack with black rats

Then strap a gat on Fat Matt,

Rat tat where the cat sat.

Combat Jack the crack hack

Slap the sap with a flat bat

Till he spat crack in a black sack.

Smack the quack like a bad yak

Pat-pat him on the flat hat

With a tire iron, that’s that.

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Bro, Know the New Now

The Tao frowns down on Mao

Clowns scowl and howl loud

Towns crowd around a shroud

Cows chow wow browed

Thou prow ploughed through proud cloud.

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Sometimes I think:

“Sometimes I think”

But other times I don’t.

But then again

Sometimes I think:

“Sometimes I think”

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Peace of Mind

Trumps

Piece of Tail

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Why did Adam and Eve need names?

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Cogito Ergo Sum

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http://www.triond.com/users/LewSethics

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http://authspot.com/short-stories/dont-look-now-but-your-show-is-slipping/2/

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http://relijournal.com/christianity/a-christmas-carol/

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http://authspot.com/poetry/a-yule-tool/

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http://authspot.com/short-stories/the-sarah-antimatter-and-the-secretive-society/

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  • yes me on Dec 7, 2010

    This a guess who Lew its great… cheers

  • Freethinking on Dec 7, 2010

    Lew’s spews
    words
    cross fjords

    Lew would have a game of wits with me, but I only came half prepared.

    Another great post. Thanks.

  • Ruby Hawk on Dec 7, 2010

    Hey, I like your play on words.

  • dino renaldo on Dec 8, 2010

    nice share..thanks

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  • SharifaMcFarlane on Dec 11, 2010

    The second one made me think of bacon….

  • LewSethics on Mar 4, 2011

    This is one of my favorites.

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