The perils of social networking.


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Sometimes I want to be anonymous.

I don’t want to be found on LinkedIn, Facebook, MySpace, or

Twitter.

I don’t want that guy I never liked in high school

Sending me a friend request.

I don’t want that woman I worked with when I was 23,

Who probably remembers the times I screwed up in work,

And that I got fired;

I definitely don’t want her as part of my

Network.

There’s a reason I moved on with my life,

And didn’t stay in touch with some of these people.

I thought I was done with them

Forever,

But now they’re looking me up on social networks.

Friending me.

How can I turn them down?

What should I say?

“Sorry, I never really liked you

In high school, because

You gave me that embarrassing nickname that I hated.”

Or, “Sorry, you must have forgotten that I had a

Shouting match with you in the office

Twenty years ago,

And I always suspected you got me

Fired.

So, no thanks, I don’t want to be your friend now.”

I’d rather present a different face to the world,

And list my many accomplishments, triumphs, and

Awards (even if I’m a little hazy about some of them).

I’m looking for a different network;

I’m looking for a different me.

I’d rather not chat about old times,

Because it’s old times I’m trying to forget.

Didn’t you see my profile picture?

I’m more distinguished now,

Somehow more, oh, professional.

That person you want to connect to

Is in a different network.

The stuck-in-a-time-warp network.

I’m not part of that anymore.

I hope.

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Comments (34)
  • Debra. on Mar 30, 2009

    What a refreshing and honest piece of poetry! lol This is certainly one of the downsides to these networks, one that we have all experienced on some level. Very nice piece, John! I truly enjoyed it!

  • nutuba on Mar 30, 2009

    Wow, I don’t think I realized I was quite thinking these same thoughts until you hit the nail on the head. The scary thing is that years from now we’ll be thinking the same thing about some of the stuff we write … “I can’t believe I wrote that, and what’s worse, it’s living in perpetuity …” Nicely done!

  • Fresh Writing on Mar 30, 2009

    Hello John,

    Hah! I absolutely loved this…HILARIOUS poem-very upfront but true. I too have to deal with those annoying invites I get from people I knew YEARS ago that today I really don’t give a hair about…Very well put!

    Excellent work; I will stumble this and forward it onto other people if you don’t mind.

    Thanks for sharing!

    -Fresh Writing

  • Sandra A Flowers on Mar 30, 2009

    a great piece, I like the honesty of it!

  • John McDonnell on Mar 30, 2009

    Thanks everyone! I’m glad you liked it. I’ve logged on to social networks a few times lately where I’ve seen friend requests from people I never expected to ever encounter in my life again — and so I wrote a poem about it.

    Fresh writing, you can definitely stumble my poem and forward it — I thank you very much!

    John

  • jo oliver on Mar 30, 2009

    that is why you use a pen name- LOL

  • Resounding Glass on Mar 31, 2009

    Hello John,

    This was a very enjoyable and honest piece of poetry. I can definitely relate to you as I\’ve had to deal with this. These social networks are nice sometimes as there are some people from years and years ago that you would like to connect with again but that seems to happen far less than the instances you brought up in your poem.

    Nicely done and keep up the good work. Thanks,

    -Resounding Glass

  • Inna Tysoe on Mar 31, 2009

    Well done and thanks for that. Just as there are people we hope we never really have to run into (again) in real life, there are people we hope we never have to run into online. And you’re right–the fact that there Is an online makes it that much more likely that we will run into those people….

    Regards,

    Inna

  • desertsister on Mar 31, 2009

    I really loved it. You are a gifted poet!!

  • Lee on Mar 31, 2009

    yes, you should just tell them those things.

  • Pete on Mar 31, 2009

    What truth, I’m glad that someone else is willing to speak out against these sites. It ridiculous how they consume some people and people need to know that. More power to you, Well Done

  • Dee Gold on Mar 31, 2009

    cool

  • Phill Senters on Mar 31, 2009

    You left out the answer to the dilemma. Gotta love it!

  • KristinaM on Mar 31, 2009

    I really liked this. Especially sice we all have to deall with something like this at some point

  • Allana Calhoun on Mar 31, 2009

    Totally agree. I’m in half of the social networks however I take measures to remain somewhat anonymous or at least mysterious. With all the identity theft out there and weirdos who’d love to track down their old acquaintances and shoot them or worse, is it really smart to display our lives online so blatantly? I don’t think so. Great piece of work here!

  • Betty Carew on Mar 31, 2009

    So true John all will evade all of the above if humanly possible..Great write

  • mannyrich on Apr 1, 2009

    what an outstanding write! keep the pen dancing

  • kate smedley on Apr 1, 2009

    Ha ha, well written poem, very well said. I just changed my surname so no-one from my murky past can find me unless I want to them to!

  • Joe Dorish on Apr 2, 2009

    Yeah, just because I went to high school with people does not mean I want to be friends with them on Facebook! Ughh!!!

  • Shari86 on Apr 3, 2009

    Very clever poem commenting on the intantaneous communication networks which are threatening to take over out lives. Godd social comment.

  • John McDonnell on Apr 4, 2009

    Wow, I am completely amazed at the reaction to this poem. This by far my most popular piece of writing on Triond. It’s getting thousands of visitors. I must have struck a nerve. These social networks are becoming such a big part of our lives, but I think a lot of people are not sure if they’re always a good thing. Thank you everyone!

  • Uma Shankari on Apr 5, 2009

    That was a nice poem. Something that will resonate with many of us.

  • magwealth on Apr 5, 2009

    I tried not to cry because I always try to be nice and accept friendship on social network. It hurts at times seeing someone who never liked you asking for friendship, sometimes I just want to tell the person off but hey the world is too small and I no longer have the heart to fight the old stories. So I simply ignore the friendship request. Besides, they will never know that I said no, Oh and if they do, I am in a different country right now, with new friends especially here on Triond.

  • vertjaars on Apr 5, 2009

    Ah… the irony.
    I stumbled it :)

  • John McDonnell on Apr 5, 2009

    Yes, magwealth, I understand what you’re saying. I had a friend request from someone who tried to get me fired 25 years ago (it’s in my poem), and I thought, Why would you ask me to be your friend? It’s a weird world we’re in now with these social networks, the way our business and personal lives are intersecting.

  • Unofre Pili on Apr 8, 2009

    Quiet right.

  • Milton H Peebles III on Apr 30, 2009

    I understand this very much

  • Aggie Villanueva on May 20, 2009

    I understand the frustrations, but if someone doesn’t want to be networked with they usually just stay off the networks. Isn’t that what good old fashioned email is for? For remaining private yet having constant contact/photos with friends/family and no one else? When I didn’t think the social networks were a good thing, I stayed off of them. Freedom of choice, rather than rudeness to people who are using the networks in the way they are created to be used. Social and network are two words that are the opposite of private and anonymous and “leave me alone.” Or am I wrong?

  • Aggie Villanueva on May 20, 2009

    Hi again John,

    Just wanted to say thankx for stimulating my mind. I\’ve posted on my blog, linking here to your poem, to try to stimulate the minds of others in turn with some refreshing commentary on this subject. Thankx again. Hope you are having the best day ever. http://www.visualartsjunction.com/?p=1866

    (Feel free to delete my link. I could find no other way to contact you other than through the comments box. I\’m not trying for free advertising, just wanted you to see where I linked to you. Have a great one!)

  • Katbirdmine@gmail.com on May 21, 2009

    I sure can relate. . .but then life calls. . . I need utopia!

  • simplyoj on Nov 21, 2009

    This is a very timely and interesting poem!

  • C Jordan on Nov 28, 2009

    You really hit the nail on the head with this. Well said.

  • T.Rex McGoogle on Dec 10, 2009

    I enjoyed your easy to read style and I complement you for getting a ton of hits. You struck a chord with a lot of golks

  • T.Rex McGoogle on Dec 10, 2009

    I enjoyed your easy to read style and I complement you for getting a ton of hits. You struck a chord with a lot of folks.

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