To a celebrity doctor whose sex video using a hidden camera caused a scandalous uproar on the internet and to his lovestruck women who fell victim to his perverse ploy; a scornful look at a corrupted generation.

I

Doctor, doctor you are sick,

Call your mother very quick.

Mother, mother, do not lie;

You’ll be skinned alive if you deny.

II

Four sexy women sizzling on the bed,

One fell down and banged her head.

Said she loved the doctor but the doctor said.

It was all about drugs and sex in bed.

III

Georgie Porgie, ‘twas a lame try;

You only kissed the girls and made them cry.

This savant pervert was out to play;

A Senate probe is on the way.

IV

Doctor, doctor, now pushed to the wall;

Doctor, doctor had a great fall.

All you perverts who cloak as good men,

Can’t have your license forever again.

V

Two little eyes, the left and the right;

Keep them shut so very tight.

Here come the videos, 1..2..3..

Only the wholesome you must see.

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Comments (18)
  • papaleng on May 31, 2009

    a very clever write.. BTW there’s a rumor going on that a girl had visited the doctor in his home but the girl was surprised to see a big sign at the gate that read: BEWARE OF DOCTORS!!!

  • JK Kristie on May 31, 2009

    This made me sit up. Well written…fun.

  • Unofre Pili on May 31, 2009

    That’s great kabayan.

  • OhSugar on May 31, 2009

    This surely was a nice piece to read, and it was well-written. Thanks for sharing it.

  • Eunice Tan on May 31, 2009

    There should be more people in the room, i.e. nurses, not only a doctor and the patient

  • Kate Smedley on Jun 1, 2009

    Excellent Likha, really nice style, fun but with a serious message to it as well. Very clever.

  • Betty Carew on Jun 1, 2009

    What a fun poem Likha, most enjoyable

  • Anne McNew on Jun 1, 2009

    magaling!
    that was great Likha.

  • PR Mace on Jun 1, 2009

    Great poem.

  • banana republic on Jun 2, 2009

    Pity those who have no power, fame or fortune to seek legal attention against this act. There have been many others before them. Thanks for your concern about a corrupted generation.

  • Penggaroo on Sep 13, 2009

    Haha! I know the sick doctor! I know the sick Doctor! Great piece kabayan!

  • Peter Cimino on Sep 19, 2009

    Very unique…but well done.

  • xoxo on Dec 11, 2009

    Very clever… Interestingly funny yet serious. thanks

  • suhail on May 30, 2010

    wow talk bout doctors eh , ive had my share of em … but i am ok .. in every sense ;) … like the flow of your prose or freestyle if you may …

  • amanda casey on Jun 13, 2010

    I loved how every poem had a rhyme. These are very good!

  • amanda casey on Jun 13, 2010

    I loved how every poem had a rhyme. These are very good.

  • Netty net on Aug 7, 2010

    twisted nursy rhyms.

  • lovestar2010 on Nov 9, 2010

    thank you for share

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