Betting for biscuits, barkers delight

Dealing the cards on this cool crisp night

Schnauzer’s a bluffing, shepherd does fold

Wisely betting the cash before the night’s old

The boxer is cheating, he’s loaded the cards

But, the police dog is watching, he won’t get far

The dane thinks he’s great, that he’ll win the pot

But in fact he’s just cocky, he’s really got squat

The commondor’s eyes can’t be seen by the pack

As the over weight sheepdog bites down on his snack

But, lo and behold, the Chihuahua will win

The first game of poker he had ever been in