If you have perchance listened,
A quake came over the air.
Rush Limbaugh said to his audience,
Let’s have another cup of despair.

For good, old Rush Limbaugh
Spouted from his mouth,
Words that were undignified,
More appropriate for a louse.

Barack’s presidency should fail.
Now wouldn’t that be just grand.
Let’s wreak more havoc on the economy.
Make our country one great wasteland.

And then the Republican Party
Can save us from this administration.
Forget about the public,
We’re talking about emasculation.

Let’s watch Iraq collapse.
Afghanistan should collapse as well.
Failure, failure, failure,
Take our country straight to hell.

I’ll be as pleased as punch
To watch Barack Obama fail.
I’ll even send him my sympathy.
I’ll send it via email.

Now some people will call me pompous,
And others will call me a traitor.
But I’m just stirring up some controversy.
Just call me a liberal hater.