Donny you’re not a donkey

Think about it

I dare say

You’re not gray

And you don’t bray

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I know you think

You’re friendly

And you love to play

With active kids

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You’re a big baby

Very well

And I think

That you’re swell

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Donny don’t be

Like a donkey

With a cross

Upon his back

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I know that you’re

Confused

Because you’ve

Been banned

From having children

Ride around

On your back

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You should remember this

When one of your kids

Fell upon the ground

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So there should

Be no more rough housing

Beware of what

I’m saying

As a social worker

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If you persist

And resist my advice

I’ll have to report you

To the police

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