Don’t blow your nose

On people’s clothes.

That’s really very bad.

Don’t pick at your ear

When your friend is near.

Your behavior is so sad.

Make sure that you act properly.

Good manners are the rule.

If you act like an uncivilized beast,

Then you’ll serve detention in school.

Don’t throw a wad of paper

To hit a girl in class.

Don’t stuff your school work in potatoes

Knowing that they are mashed.

Don’t speak in an obscene manner.

It isn’t very nice.

Just act cordial and friendly,

And follow my advice.

Good manners are the rule.

You must follow them to the tee.

Otherwise your bound to suffer

From the likes of me.

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