You can call me well rounded.

You can call me rotund.

But I’m telling you right now,

I don’t weigh a ton.

Don’t call me Chubby.

It’s not my name.

Sure I have a weight problem,

But it isn’t the same.

I just have this heft around my waiste.

So don’t call me Chubby.

It’s really in poor taste.

I’m on my fourteenth diet.

I’ve lost fifteen pounds.

My fat is melting off.

My weight is coming down.

So if you want to rub my belly,

That’s alright but please

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 don’t call me Chubby.