You can call me George.

You can call me Bill.

You can call me Ralph.

You can call me Phil.

But never ever call me Sue.

That’s a terrible thing for you to do.

Can’t you tell that I’m a guy?

Why do you call me a girl? Why?

I’m big and tall.

I’m muscular too.

Come on seriously

Do I look like Sue?

I have a well trimmed moustache.

I have hairy legs to boot.

I play the tuba.

I never play the flute.

I’m handsome and smart.

I wear expensive shoes.

I like to read the financial section

When I’m looking at the news

So once again I’m flabbergasted.

I’m being quite honest with you.

Look into your crooked glasses

And you’ll see that I’m not Sue.

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