don’t go to phoenix on vacation

don’t go to phoenix on vacation

if you do you will end up on probation

try to leave, they’ll bring you back on violation

so don’t go to phoenix on vacation

here’s some things that have happened so far

i’ve been shot in the back

run over by a car

i’ve been arrested, tried, convicted

for a crime i didn’t do

if you go to phoenix

this could be you

so don’t go to phoenix on vacation

if you do you will end up on vacation

try to leave they’ll bring you back on violation

so don’t go to phoenix on vacation

some people say that sheriff joe is a crook

and the d. a. doesn’t go by the book

i bet the ballot box was stuffed

at the election

sheriff joe should be home

collecting pension

so don’t go to phoenix on vacation

if you do you will end up on vacation

try to leave they’ll bring you back on violation

so don’t go to phoenix on vacation

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