Dream Poem

In my dream I got chased by ninjas.

When getting chased all the ninjas got forks.

I run faster, faster, and faster until I get to China town.

I run to the Chinese restaurant where all the ninjas surround me.

They grab me by my arms and pull me into a pot, until I’m all boiling.

Now I’m 180 degrees ready to be eaten by hungry random ninjas.

Now they are talking to their leader who’s wearing a fake ninja beard.

Now I try to talk in Chinese “Hung de chiag de. Please do not eat me. 

Now the ninjas run in fear for now they now I’m Sam the great cheerleader.

Now everything melts away and I wake up to find myself in the Honk Kong Bay.