I tasted my first drink when I was barely seven,

a pint of beer that took me to heaven,

It was a party to remember,

There was whisky, Vodka, gin, rum and beer.

Party days were not yet gone,

From school to college we had a lot of fun,

I remember the day when I was drunk,

I pissed in the dustbin and puked in the trunk.

I swear the hangover kills the fun,

Your head starts reeling as you go out in the sun,

And as the days begins to end,

Am back at the pub with my friends.

I know that drinking will kill,

But one drink will make your spine chill,

A couple of drinks will make you fly,

And so I decided to drink till I die.

****Edward Rodrigues****