In my castle there is a suit of armor
It used to belong to an old farmer
He used to throw around his coat
While zooming around the moat
In his brand new big boat
Until he learned that the boat did not float
His boat sunk
So he killed the punk
That sold him that piece of junk
The next night he got drunk
And started to sing some funk
And Lil Jon started singing some crunk
The farmer went to the bank
Took all the money and threw it in the fish tank
Went home to find that he stank
He smelled really rank
He took out a beer
And yelled no worries here
Went to look in the mirror
To find his face looked queer
He went to take a shower
But didn’t have the power
So he went to bed smelling sour
Woke up after an hour
And went to eat some flour
He went out to the lake
Jumped in with a rake
Said he was going to go bake
And eat is yummy steak
But for his sake
A strong man killed him with a cake