8 o’clock in the morning, and I hate myself.

The actions and reactions

Of the Christmas function

Have been deleted, destroyed and forgotten.

Maybe they would’ve –

If I’d downed just one more tequila.

And they should’ve –

Just so I’d know how to face the cleaner.

It’s just they could’ve –

If the measures had been a little meaner.

But they weren’t.

They were:

Beer spilling

Bad dancing

Attractive making

Booty shaking

Kiss the girl

Queue to hurl

MASHED