By Jimbob1

(c) November 17, 2010

Last night I posted a submission entitled “An Erotic Romp”…

It has generated some views, albeit from readers and friends who are totally confused…

I’m afraid they fear I have gone off the deep end…but fear not dear hearts and gentle people…I am okay

And the truth be known, those who have read and commented on the original prior to the publication of this translation get full marks for trying to figure out the message…

Thank you – you are all very special.

There was a little thing that made its round years ago…

A B, CD Puppies

M R NO Puppies

O S A R, CM PN

Translation…

A B, see de puppies

‘Em are no puppies

Oh yes they are, see ‘em peein’

So for fun I changed it a bit to the following…

A B CD SXXXS

M R NO SXXXS

O S A R, CM HMPN

Translation…

A B see de sexes

‘Em are no sexes

Oh yes they are, see ‘em humpin’

There is a local entertainer who sings a song

I M 4 U

S I R S I R

I M 4 U 4 F R

Translation

I am for you

Yes I are, Yes I are

I am for you forever

Anyway, the original “Erotic Romp” was primarily submitted as an experiment…I was surprised that Triond published it, what with it only being three lines and I had an earlier submission that was longer and they refused to publish it because it was “too short”…go figure.

Triond sent this to my revision file with the following explanation:

Your item contains too much profanity. We do not publish articles with profanity as it does not comply with our Terms of Service agreement. Please revise your article by rephrasing or omitting the profane language.

I have not changed one word other than adding this Triond comment…

But I am re-posting it under Poetry…