What’s this all about? Just asking…

it’s a Paolo Manalo-esque poem about getting fooled through the internet. Some parts would be more understood if transliterated to Filipino though

hahaha! funny!

footnotes:
1 “ha?” is a shorter way of asking “what?” in Fillipino
haha could also mean laughter
2 Mike Enriquez is a popular Filipino TV and radio anchor for a news program and an ‘investigative’ show. He is even more famous with his terse phrasing of the show’s tagline “Hindi ko kayo tatantanan” to warn answerable entities in the complaint that they will be observed with prying eyes, and that no mischief will go unnoticed.
3 “I won’t triple you brown” is a transliteration of “hindi ko kayo tatantanan”
4 “Ambition drove many men to become false; to have one thought locked in the breast, another ready on the tongue.” –Sallust, Roman author
5 ‘Efforting’ is a made up word used only by newscasters to show off that they’re doing the job they’re paid to do. A poor attempt to make the word ‘effort’ into a verb.
6 “Excuse me po” is another popularly imitated Enriquez phrase.
7 ‘po’ is a respectful term in Filipino. ’ser’ is a Filipino transliteration for “sir”. ‘poser’ is a person who pretends someone whose not.

ps footnote:

8 KJ is an acronym for “kill joy”, someone who who takes the fun out of things for other people

some definitions taken from wikipedia.org and urbandictionary.com