Eyes like coals in marble faces. Airless lungs and those false graces. Pinkies raised while drinking tea. Fork in left hand, just like me.

Open doors for beguiling ladies. Join peace campaign, although a sadist. Give up seat to old-age pensioner. Prostitution? Musn’t mention her.

Don’t smoke at hostesses table, blowing smoke rings, though you’re able. Listen politely to chairman speeches. Do wear gloves when eating Peaches. One must maintain the social graces, disdaining dirty, children’s faces.

The civilised art is vital, you see. Ask the rapist in for tea.

Applaud the mugger’s courageous act but console the victim. A little tact should be used when facing demise. Be brave, stout fellow and don’t despise the society we’ve created, for it’s laws were promulgated to protect us.