Won’t you come up for a nightcap
(Oh god I hope he does)
Just for coffee though, alright!
(ok, don’t make a fuss)
Shall we watch the late night movie
There’s a good one on tonight
I think its kind of scary
I’ll just turn out the light
Is it coffee then? Or tea
Or maybe something stronger
(I hope he makes a move soon
I can’t hold on much longer)
We haven’t any whiskey
you’ll have to have a brandy
(come on mate get on with it
Can’t you tell I’m randy)
I’ll snuggle up beside you
(He‘ll know now what to do,
Oh Christ! he’s watching telly,
He hasn’t got a clue)
(I’ll undo a couple of buttons)
My word its awwwfully hot
(Show a bit of cleavage
Show him what I’ve got)
(Ok that’s it I’ve had enough
I’m tired of being coy)
Come here and get your kit off
You dirty little boy