A little silly poem, dedicated to a certain LARP character played by Matt.
Behold, oh Basement Cat,
Lord of Malevolent Despair.
Grant us power and glory,
And a catnip-filled lair.
Overrule the human fiends
Who torture us with poor nosh.
Make us subjugate the dogs,
And live as if we were posh.
Oh Basement Cat! Oh Basement Cat!
Hear our miaows and purrs.
Grant us strength against our foes
Unleash a feline curse!
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