Excuse me,

I passed gas.

I’m so embarrassed.

The feeling just won’t pass.

I didn’t mean to do it,

But nature just gave way.

Now I’m feeling relieved,

But I don’t know what else to say.

I guess I’ll just sit down.

Please don’t stare at me.

It’s just one of those things.

I’m not going to hide behind a tree.

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If it smells a little strong,

Please don’t go and laugh.

Oh no, here I go again.

I’ve just passed more gas.