Funny poems.

The orchestra’s mid-rehearsal
And I’m dying for a pee
But, although I’m holding up my hand
I can’t make the teacher see
I clash the cymbals, bang the drum
But he doesn’t hear my plea
If I have a tinkle on the piano
Then he’s sure to notice me.

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  • Miss Heda on Mar 15, 2009

    yes im sure if you peed on the panio they would deffiently notice lol

  • MyMomsFlipped on Mar 15, 2009

    Cute poem! I know the feeling; when you have to go, you HAVE to go! :)

  • yomama on Mar 15, 2009

    lol thatS so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • topelectrician on Mar 17, 2009

    yea…lol…i think you will get noticed then! lol

  • Tehrunescapeguy123 on Mar 28, 2009

    Nice btw the accs?

  • me please on Apr 6, 2009

    ooh please ooh please seriouse now i messaged you on your page and everything what next!

  • penguinsrox92 on May 9, 2009

    like it

  • omg on May 13, 2009

    i wanna account

  • ian on May 18, 2009

    i want the account i just got banned
    plz dude il do anything for it ill even take a pvp pure or something

  • ian on May 18, 2009

    if you give me this acc i will post a youtube vid thanking you.
    and tell me on runescape my accounts username is bobeil121

  • jacob on Aug 1, 2009

    dude i need an account ill take any i just need one badly plz let me have one.

  • Kinkyvinyl on Dec 8, 2009

    stealing of accounts?? what’s the world coming to?

    another great poem, well done.

  • bart on Feb 14, 2010

    i will get acc plzz ant i thank you in a youtube video. plzzz
    mail me Bart_man@live.nl

    great thx

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