I’ve been thinking a lot of myself again, so it’s time for another installment of “All about me”. I guess because I’ve only been reading first person non fiction for at least three months now. After reading so many of those, I want to write like that after a while. Oh, who am I trying to kid? I like to talk about myself. Well, I will also include some of my old friends in here.

Just like with a lot of people, I’m addicted to facebook. That’s the first time I’ve admitted it though. I tried to keep going to myspace for that sort of thing ’cause I already have all my online friends on myspace. These are friends I met before I even knew what myspsace even was. From a Pantera chat room nine years ago.Plus, I have a lot of celebrities on there and people just from myspace.

My friend got me to join facebook and I’d just go there to try to figure it out. I became addicted to it without even realizing. That site is a place where I have friends I went to high school with. Some, I never even knew existed back then. Just a couple of them, I’m actually still good friends with. A lot of people there, I’m friends with because of mafia wars.

Just for the Hell of it, I went through my high school facebook friends’ profiles. Well, I don’t know if I could hang out with any of them today. Not because I think I’m better than anyone. I know for a cold hard fact I’m better than no one. Well, okay maybe I’m better than a homeless person that’s into necrophilia. The reason I wouldn’t be able to hang out with them, is I may offend them without even meaning to. I’ve been known in my life to offend many, especially when I was little.

A few of them are christian church goers. One which I was good friends with is a total Jesus freak. I’m not knocking it. That’s just not my thing. I know I have written a couple of things that are meant to be funny, but she wouldn’t think it to be funny. I just wouldn’t want to offend. Plus I wouldn’t want her trying to convert me if she’s “born again.” Why is it called born again Christian, by the way? Did they all of a sudden, go through time and go back into the uterus, then out of the birth canal? No. Why isn’t that just simply called converted? Well, it is but other religions aren’t ever born again. I never hear of a born again budhist.

Then there’s lesbians. Now, in high school I was real good friends (or so I thought) with a couple of them. I had no idea they were carpet munchers. Not that I mind. I’ve had my carpet munched by chicks a few times too. I just can’t do the munching. I support anything gays do. I think they should be able to legally marry. No matter what sex they choose to marry they’ll be just like every other married couple. After so long, they feel like they are stuck with each other and want out. Who knows? Maybe not, but I say screw marriage. Why fuck up a good thing? Anyway, if I was to hang out with them today, I’d try not to talk about guys. Or maybe in the back of my mind I’d be wondering if she’d eat me out. I know I’d be wondering that. It wouldn’t be in the back of my mind. It would be right up front. And I know after a bit of time, I would bring the subject up. Especially if I’ve been drinking. The lesbians are the same as they were in high school, only they like the soft touch of a girl, when I prefer to feel a guy’s five o’clock shadow on my neck. They like it gentle, while I like it rough. I just wouldn’t want to ask too many stupid questions. Only a few.

Nobody I went to school with, has as much facebook info as I do. I have a few about me questions, quiz results that portray me, flair, and bumper stickers. Everything I have on facebook portrays who I am. I have a lot on there. Am I the only one who likes to talk about themselves? Come on people! Share more info ,so people like me would know how not to offend you.