I thought I’d add some humour into this poem. I’ll give you two guesses which sex I’m refering too!
Oh my god!
I’ve got facial hair
Like a polar bear
Now I’m plucking forever!
Pluck1 Pluck! Pluck!
Those elongated hairs
They grow out in splashes
Here and there!
Almost as long as my eye lashes
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!
With a poke at my grin
I can see them hiding
Underneath my double chin
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!
Oh my god!….
Now I really need to visit
A beauty Sal…ON!
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!
Better hurry!
I can see them
Breeding everywhere!
Pluck! Pluck! Pluck!
Ouch!…
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