Humorous poem about a man’s false teeth.
My false teeth never lie.
They are always truthful to me.
But right this very moment,
I have an urge to pee.
My false teeth look so real.
You can hardly tell they’re fake.
Just don’t hide them while I’m sleeping
Or I’ll toss your clothes into the lake.
With my false teeth I can eat food.
I don’t need to sip food with a straw.
I look a great deal sexier.
Just ask your mother-in-law.
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