Humorous poem about a man’s false teeth.

My false teeth never lie.

They are always truthful to me.

But right this very moment,

I have an urge to pee.

My false teeth look so real.

You can hardly tell they’re fake.

Just don’t hide them while I’m sleeping

Or I’ll toss your clothes into the lake.

With my false teeth I can eat food.

I don’t need to sip food with a straw.

I look a great deal sexier.

Just ask your mother-in-law.

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  • prsol46 on Jan 17, 2012

    LOL, that’s very good. I remember my grandmother trying to freak us out with her false teeth when we were young!

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