FAST FOOD IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU

To the tune of My darling Clementine

In a cavern Called MacDonald’s, I was excavating for some food,

wasn’t really hungry

Just happened to be

In the mood for some fast food.

I saw an old friend, with whom I used to play

Her name was Marchita Raye,

Was glad to see her, but could that really be her

I had heard she passed away.

Oh my goodness, in my gladness

I couldn’t think of what to say.

So I ran toward her, just to hug her

Then she just smiled and went away.

Learned my lesson

No more excavating

If I am hungry at home I’ll stay.

Or go to Moms house

Yes to Moms house

Because I know she is there to stay