After fifty, it seems the chubbies catch up with a lot of us.

Once I was slim,

Could run like the wind

Now I amble along

With a Santa Claus belly

My knees crick and pop

And I grumble a lot

If I have to bend down

To pick things off the floor

You would think that my body

Could live off this fat

Like a camel traversing the desert.

No such luck;

Dinner is a distant memory,

And although bedtime draws near…

Surely I’ve a snacky stowed

Around here somewhere.

My tummy is rumbly and grumply

The whole Santa Claus jiggly lot of it…

And it wants a little something before bed.

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  • Val Mills on Sep 28, 2011

    :-) it really annoys me that as we get older we have to eat a lot less if we want to stay slim and trim. I can REALLY relate to this poem :-)

  • PR Mace on Sep 28, 2011

    What a cute poem and so right. The older I get the harder it is to keep weight off and if I take a day and really eat I gain weight.

  • Brenda Nelson on Sep 28, 2011

    I am lucky in that I have not had a weight issue.

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