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School cafeteria food

Puts you in a foul mood.

Lots of foods loaded with fat,

Enough to feed three hungry cats.

Pizza, chicken nuggets, cheese, and ham,

Who needs to diet when you’re in fatty land?

Have some French fries on your plate.

Doesn’t your stomach feel just great?

And of course you can down your food with a sugary drink.

You’ll feel like your tummy is on the brink.

So forget about your waistline when in school

Because gaining weight is the golden rule.