Funny poem about feet. Yes feet. How inspiring.

Feet can be scary,
They can be hairy.
Feet can be smelly and stinky
Or smell like a cherry.
Feet have toes,
And toes have nails.
Nails have really nasty snails.
One foot is clean,
While the other has fungus.
But both feet share a big red pimple that’s humongous!
One foot is dumb,
While the other is smart.
The dumb foot smells clean
And the other like fart.
Feet can be BIG
Feet can be tee nee
Some feet have a toe that looks like a winnie.
So feet have all shapes and sizes.
Feet have all kinds of smells and spices.
Now don’t ask me why feet are like that,
God created them
Hairy and flat.

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