Sonic the Hedgehog is on the move. He’s blasting past new enemies. Here are ten fortune cookies from Sonic:

1.   Swift is a good name for a tailor.

2.   Being fast does not mean that you are being smart.

3.   Running in quicksand will slow you down.

4.   Just because you have flat feet doesn’t mean that you have a flat head.

5.   Seek immediate relief if you have a case of the runs.

6.   If you see the Flash, tell him that Sonic wants to race.

7.   You don’t have to have fast feet to become a speed reader.

8.   Track stars take the fast track to success.

9.   Walking is cool, but running is DYNOMITE.

10. You’ll never find true love if you have smelly feet.

11. When eating a chicken dinner, always go for the legs first.

12. It is not wise to go on a fast when running.

13. Quick decisions may lead to unwise results.

14. You’re bound to get a charge if you are struck by a lightning bolt.

15. If you get caught cheating on your wife, you better plan to run for your life.

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