Ducks are swimming in my basement.

It isn’t very funny.

My basement is completely flooded.

There goes my money.

I also spotted a frog.

There’s an octopus and goldfish too.

I’m paddling in my basement

In a worn out canoe.

If your basement fills up with water.

I have one thing to suggest.

Invite your friends over for a clean up.

Tell them to be my guest.

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