Break out the chips.

Bring on the beer.

It’s football Sunday.

Let’s give a grand cheer.

Time to holler

When your team makes a mistake.

Time to get excited

When your team shakes and bakes.

Close games make you anxious.

Close games make you sweat.

Come on you lousy team,

Don’t become a big upset.

You’re given the spread,

But you’re looking rather lost.

If you lose this game,

It’s really going to cost.

Just turn yourself around.

Show me a sign.

Go to the locker room

For now it’s halftime.

Show some guts and fire

When halftime is over.

Otherwise I’ll lose fifty bucks

To a guy named Red Rover.