We’re told a Health Care vote will come soon,

Then we decide to bomb the moon.

The pundits continue to yell and bicker,

Miley Cyrus quits on Twitter.

We fear the swine flu when there’s a cough,

Levi Johnston tells Playgirl he’ll take it all off.

While Marge Simpson poses for Playboy’s cover,

We’re left wondering about David Letterman’s lovers.

The stock market gets a nice little bump,

Blagojevich will go on the show with Donald Trump.

President Obama gets a Nobel prize for peace,

Starbucks will now offer instant coffee.

A North Dakota dog may be the longest dog ever.

And it’s official… the most annoying word is “Whatever”