Frosty the snowman is about to get a rude awakening from Bojack and his truck.

Uh oh, Bo Jack is on the attack again, and this time, has a snowman in his sights, and with Bo Jack’s mind one track, you know he won’t hold back.

Bo Jack loves a snowman just like any body else, they are fun to build, but much better fun when you destroy them, sending the snow flying in every direction, in essence, returning it to where it first came from.

So here’s a little ditty for you….

This song is sung to the tune of Frosty The Snowman

Frosty the snowman had a really lousy day
Because after the kids that made him left
Ruthless Bo Jack came to play
The snow just keeps flying
All around his big fat wheels
Devious grin upon his face
Is giving Frosty chills
Bo Jack’s engine screaming
All his horses rumbling fast
After he blasts through Frosty
He’ll be a memory of the past
Bo jack has no planning
Of letting Frosty live
When he smashes through
Frost’s torso
He’ll be leaking like a sive
Frosty the snowman
Won’t make it through the night
He will be run over several times
To Bo Jacks great delight
Oh, Frosty the snowman
Will lose his head today
If Frosty stands his ground
In Bo Jacks path
There will be hell to pay
He’ll surely lose
His head that way
For Bo Jack will not stray
From this path
Of snow today
Frosty’s guts
Will be splattered
Each and
Every single way.
Oh Frosty the the snowman
Will be pulverized tonight
And If you look
Upon his face
You’ll see the look of fright
And the snow that splatters
Well it will be all white
And Frosty
Nowhere in site.

Bye bye Frosty, see you next time.

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  • Debra. on Dec 29, 2008

    You are soooo hilarious! My God, I laughed so hard!

    You get two thumbs up from me!

  • Jasin on Dec 29, 2008

    Lol, nice work, H0 H0 H0!

  • hfj on Dec 29, 2008

    I suppose frosty is a thing of the past. Nice imagination. Good poem, very funny.

  • Lauren on Dec 29, 2008

    I worry about you Bo. lol So funny!

  • Westbrook on Dec 29, 2008

    You better watch out…you are going to have a lot of little kids looking for you to even the score.

  • Inna Tysoe on Dec 30, 2008

    LOL

    Inna

  • Christine Ramsay on Dec 30, 2008

    Poor Frosty! What did he ever do to you? Actually it is a very funny poem if a bit gruesome. I agree with Westbrook the kids will be after you if they dare.

    Christine

  • Mercedes Selvira on Jan 2, 2009

    LOL! So funny… can’t type… still laughing… :)
    Excellent piece, I must say, although I really liked Frosty :)

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