My Orange lady friend, she gave me pies

and to my surprise the pies had flies

and the flies in the pies were meager fruit flies

and the fruit flies fly around my pies

I’d exercise my thighs and use insecticides

To thwart the flies that swarmed my pies

But to my surprise the flies had spies

and the spies of the flies to my surprise

left the pies and hid in my ties

as they heard my cries from my eyes

the spies of the flies of the meager fruit flies

so I’d devise a disguise to fool the flies

that swarmed my pies and hid in my ties

and to their surprise, the flies of the pies…

watched me eat cake instead.