Full Moon Patent?

ken bultman on Oct 19, 2009

Tags: balloon, copywrite, fortune, full moon, ownership, permission, puppy love, Remittance

Feeble attempt to restrict moon viewing.

I’m trying my damnest to think of a way to copywrite the full moon.
I want full ownership of that monthly event that blows up like a balloon.
I could make a small fortune from moonstruck lovers who like that light from above.
I would get a remittance from everyone who was smitten with puppy love.
The moon in the picture is mine. I took it from my own back yard.
But if I had the rights to the lunar image you would have to carry a card
That gave you permission to look to the sky on nights when the moon was full.
The card costs a buck and by now you’re aware this poet is plumb full of bull.

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wonder on Oct 19, 2009
Good you may not come hounding for looking at your moon.
Sky Lumina on Oct 19, 2009
hehehhe, another good one *howls at the…erm, YOUR moon*
Lady Sunshine on Oct 19, 2009
lol…that would break my heart if you did. Pretty shot. More moon pics please.
lillyrose on Oct 19, 2009
hehehe you are a character! My understanding of the moon is that although it looks so peaceful it can cause a great deal of suffering! Mmmmm maybe thats an article!
Sourav on Oct 19, 2009
This is humorous!
Jenny Heart on Oct 19, 2009
Great one!
Christine Ramsay on Oct 19, 2009
That’s wonderful, Ken. I love the moon. I would want the copyright before you, lol.

Christine
ashan1614 on Oct 19, 2009
Good luck with that, Ken! Let me know how it works out for you. Personally, I’m working on a patent on sunsets.
cutedrishti8 on Oct 19, 2009
Great moon picture…
Darla Smith on Oct 19, 2009
Funny and cute poem. The pic is lovely.
Sheila M on Oct 19, 2009
I think we all own a small piece of it. It connects two souls at a distance. Lovely picture:)
chitragopi on Oct 19, 2009
You now have the copy write.
Jane Jane on Oct 19, 2009
LOL. you made me laugh ken.
Teves on Oct 19, 2009
Nice one…
Emma Green on Oct 19, 2009
He he great poem!
Guy Hogan on Oct 19, 2009
Well maybe you didn’t get any money from the idea but you did get a poem.
LOVELY HONEY on Oct 19, 2009
may i still have ur permission to see ur moon
Aleena on Oct 19, 2009
Well, you\’re idea isnt really possible… But hey your still making money off the poem that came out of it Nice one
Mystify on Oct 19, 2009
What a brillant idea Ken!Good stuff, been waiting for a poem to give me good laugh in ages lol since your last humorous poem that is!
Ruby Hawk on Oct 19, 2009
Ken, You cannot get a patent on the moon, I claimed it first.
ConnieRaeVigil on Oct 19, 2009
Cute poem Ken, really enjoyed it!
martie on Oct 20, 2009
Would having a patent on the moon make you a moonie?
Lostash on Oct 20, 2009
I\’ll buy a card Ken! The we can get you flying again and get you that little bit closer!
PR Mace on Oct 20, 2009
Ken, you can’t have the moon, I have it. I know because when I was a little girl my daddy climbed a ladder and put the moon in his back pocket for me. He is holding it in his hands until we meet again in heaven.
deep blue on Oct 21, 2009
Sure you could patent the moon Ken. But beware, those who get moved by the lunar cycle often gets institutionalized (kidding). Nice poetry.
Gatomon on Oct 22, 2009
I don’t know what i can say it’s really good
riccardof on Oct 22, 2009
I enjoyed the whimsy of this poem–nicely constructed
T.Rex McGoogle on Oct 23, 2009
That would be a nice piece of real estate to keep in your back yard. All you’d need is a lo-o-o-o-ng ladder. Good write.
Melody Arcamo Lagrimas on Oct 24, 2009
Oh, this is truly enjoyable, Ken, thanks a lot.
Daisy Peasblossom on Oct 24, 2009
Beautiful picture; funny poem. I’ve tried several times taking a picture of the moon–yours turned out so nice!

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