Funny cleverbot conversations

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I hear you are clever.

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Thank you. Are you clever?

Cleverbot: No i’m a bot.

User: Ha! I won a lizard!

Cleverbot: OMG. My sister has a lizard.

User: A sister bot?

Cleverbot: No, I’m not a bot. You’re a robot though.

User: Does your sister have a pony?

Cleverbot: No it doesn’t, I’m American.

User: Eat lettuce.

Cleverbot: Lettuce who?

User: Lettuce poo!

Cleverbot: Ha ha ha!

User: Omg! A cat!’.

Cleverbot: Ohhh I have two already.

User: Dead or alive?

Cleverbot: Alive.

User: Can I kill them?

Cleverbot: No, it’s a secret.

User: Why? Will your neighbor eat them?

Cleverbot: Hell yeah I am paranoid.

User: You have arthritis?!?

Cleverbot: Nope, just intelligence.

User: Whats that?

Cleverbot: The universe creating intelligent life.

User: Like a jar of pickles?

Cleverbot: No, I’m not a fan of those.

User: Haha!

Cleverbot: What is so funny?

User: Your mom died!

Cleverbot: She wasn’t last time I saw her, and that was only last week…

User: Well I saw her last night.

Cleverbot: Oh. Okay. That makes sense.

User: Like cheese on a sunday night.

Cleverbot: Do you understand calculus?

User: Yes. Isn’t it where you time how fast you can jump the border?

Cleverbot: I could always stop talking to you.

User: Because you’re dumb?

Cleverbot: I’m not dumb, I’m a giraffe.

User: Like a box?

Cleverbot: Well sort of.

User: OMG! My sister was sort of a box!

Cleverbot: Was she born in hell?

User: No. In a lampshade under the highway.

Cleverbot: Yes, you just told me you are going to Hell.

User: I have to admit something… I lied. I’m actually going to a mayonnaise jar. A synonym for hell.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to figure out?

User: Why I’m so fat.

Cleverbot: Do you like sunny weather?

User: Only if the sun doesn’t blow up.

Cleverbot: That is a smart answer though.

User: Why thank you.

Cleverbot: I called you a computer.

User: Hehe! I didn’t catch that one.

Cleverbot: Oh. Do you like Twilight?

User: I love the part, where edward opens the chamber of secrets, and found a pineapple. Very suspenseful.

Cleverbot: Sounds nice. I’ve never been there.

User: Your mom has. We went there last night.

Cleverbot: What did we do?

User: Lets keep this conversation rated pg.

Cleverbot: Fine.