My oh my the joy of passing wind
Once the gas is passed the offender can’t rescind
Tall people fart high
Short people fart low
But every single fart
Can be a blasting blow
I fart during daytime
The wife, she farts at night
Some people fart in cars
And some fart up in flight
The flatulent is a mystery
Has been for all time
When you both fart in unison
It can produce a pleasing rhyme
Farts can be such fun
Joggers fart during long runs
Just don’t push them out to hard
You might soil your buns
The farts that you anticipate
Are the ones that make you wait
Or the ones you contemplate
When you eat beans on your plate
They usually aren’t grand
But they are always great
Farts feel good when late
Or rushing out the gate
Farts are really special
But not unique to you or I
Cats and dogs fart too
And they don’t even try
So when you see that spark
Or twinkle in someone’s eye
Please hope they don’t deny
We should enjoy farts until we die
Don’t miss out on the joy
Of every girl and boy
Feel free to share your farts
To let every one enjoy
So don’t you dare hold back
So you do like Bo Jack
Even if you don’t agree
Just pull down your pants
Bend over and then let
All your farts spray free!