I hope you enjoy. I know some dont make sense but bare with me. =p

1. There once was a boy named Ely

He really liked jelly

He wanted attention.

Instead he got detention

and there he got some jelly.

2. There once was a guy named woo

He really liked to moo

He went to the farm and had pooed

while the crowed had furiously wooed

And then he had a big moo.

3. There once was a girl who had lead.

She kept them in her brother ted, bread and bed

she lost hem with a big woo

there she asked who?

she lost her lead

and tears had shed and that was the end of her lead.

4. There once was a boy named ned

he had such a big bed

he had slept on it and spread on it.

and had the colour red on it

there he had read

his bed was a shed.

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