Some of these are old but some people might have not heard them yet.
Did you fart?? Cause you blew me away.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
Do you work for Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot-long.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
If I got 5 cents for every time I saw somebody as beautiful as you, I would have 5 cents.
Are you from outer space? Cause I can see the entire galaxy in your eyes.
Do you work for UPS? Cause I sware I saw you checking out my package.
I’m not drunk, I’m intoxicated with you.
I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?
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