The funniest poems around. this is the first one but there is a series comin out called haha poetry. COMMENT!! so we know what the fan base is. Thanks!

There was a girl,
She was very hot,
she had lots of boyfriends,
and made love to them a lot.

The problem was
that there was too many that she pleased
she was like a vacuum
the way she gathered STDs.

Once she made love to my dog
she did it with all of her disease
now my poor little puppy
is carrying around Herpes.

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  • ktjh1234 on May 22, 2010

    nice. keep writing poems

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