Humorous poem about having a gas attack.
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Bloated and gassy,
Feeling ill at ease,
Doesn’t please you,
Doesn’t please me.
Stomach feels like jelly.
My bottom is on fire.
Now I have gas pains
Which is nothing to admire.
Good grief! I need some relief.
Beans and hot dogs do not mix.
It’s too late to try to fix.
Pssss, it’s over naturally.
Hope you stayed clear enough back
After I got relief from my gas attack.
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