As the food gets processed in digestion inside the gastrointestinal (perfect name!) system, it is natural that the strong acids would cause exothermic reaction and releases so much gas, which have to be released either at entry point or exit point. It is healthy to release them, but for civic sense, it has to be done in private and in silence!
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Back-yard Gas
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Emit and choose life
Than dying of flatulus,
Do it in private!
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Front-yard Gas
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Gases from acids,
Want to escape, let them out,
Burp, but don’t make noise!
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Vacuum, I guess! 
Thats becoz of constipation and other issues, which needs to be fixed
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