Dating game prizes not what they seem.
I had a date last night with a girl I’d met.
I tried to hold her hand to see how far I’d get.
She squeezed mine back–oh how good it felt
And I thanked her by giving her an alligator belt.
We drove around town for just a little while
Then went out into the country for about a mile.
She hugged me with such TLC–she was a nurse.
I thanked her by giving her an alligator purse.
We parked in the moonlight to watch the stars above.
She started in to talking about being in love.
She gave me such a kiss it chased away my blues.
I thanked her by giving her some alligator shoes.
Back at her apartment I thought I’d go inside.
Instead she shook my hand and thanked me for the ride.
She said she liked the gator gifts but goodness sake,
I got the last laugh. All the skins were fake.
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