No, not the clean-cut
decent looking guys who are
gay enough to fit
an Armani’s suit and
bask Hollywood
with his magazine-cutey
smiles.

No, not the surfer
blonde-dudes
who got accents slang
as the slow waves
creeping in the shore

And definitely no,
not the bulky athletic
jock type
that reminds me of
cauliflowers
and Ramboo.

I want the Marcus Flutie,
Len Levy,
Jimmy Fallon,
Jon Heders-geeky-cute
kind of guy
that would remind me
I’m into brains and good conversation,
not muscles.