Standin in the White house when I was just a lad

Standin there lookin up to dear ole dad

Daddy was the president of the US of A

Little W’s gonna make it some day

I wanna be the president of all 50 states

I know some day I’m gonna be great

They’ll all like me

One day soon they’ll see

That I can be the very best

As long as I don’t got to pass no test

In the national convention my name was mentioned

It may’ve been a little bit scary

But I won the presidential primary

I’m no longer gov’nor of my state

I’m the new republican delegate

While I was runnin my campaign I had to get off that cocaine

All the reps like me

Very soon they’ll see

I’m gonna win the election

And get lots and lots of effection

Its election day in the beginning of November

I’ve been waitin for this as long as I can member

When Chad was hangin out I won without a doubt

I used to just be a Texas redneck

Now I’m the president elect

I can’t believe what I see

Almost half of em voted for me

I can’t believe that we won

Cheney’s gonna shoot off his gun

We had my inauguration with just a little confrontation

I got as many problems as I can

Like Iraq, Iran, and Afghanistan

And there’s a lot of crap going on in Iraq

But then….

The economy sank when I borrowed from the bank

And now we’re owned by China

Its now year eight and I’m headin for that gate

But I shed a tear as I rode out on my John Deer