Get Out of the Way
(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
By Scott Odle and Jonathan White
Speeding through the snow,
In a Hummer with no brakes.
O’er the cliffs I go,
Screaming all the way!
Camrys cut me off
Scaring me to death!
My cd player’s on full blast and I can’t hear a thing!
Oh beep beep beep, beep beep beep.
Get out of the way!
This thing’s goin’ 105 and doesn’t have airbags!
Hey, beep beep beep, beep beep beep,
Get out of the way!
My Humvee’s gonna crush your Bug
Cause I can’t steer this thing!
The cops are chasing me,
A heli’s above me,
The radio is talkin’ ‘bout a high speed chase on 103.
I wonder who that is.
Oh, wait, crap that’s me,
I am seriously screwed
Cause I crushed a Camry!
Oh, beep beep beep, beep beep beep!
Get out of the way!
Somebody is gonna die for cutting out my brakes, hey!
Beep beep beep, beep beep beep,
Get out of the way!
I’m going faster than the cops, this is a sucky day!
Stop this crazy thing!
I’m gonna lose my lunch!
And I don’t really like,
Turkey flavored gum!
I need to figure out
How to stop this thing,
Without breaking any bones or bashing in my head!
Oh beep beep beep, beep beep beep,
Get out of the way!
Everyone is gonna die and I’ll need a new truck, Hey!
Beep beep beep, beep beep beep,
Get of the way!
My big butt is gonna land
In the Hudson Bay!