Trust me, it works.

If calling him twenty four hours a day,
Hundred times a week made him smirk,
Why not messaging him to remind him of you?
And scold him like a young boy that needs to grow?
Being a mother to him made his ego arouse,
Telling him what to do made him burst,
How much more when he’s being told?
That his outfit, really out of trend?
Maybe, your guy will grit his teeth
Or else torn you into a bit, by pieces to pieces;
Would it be the time to celebrate?
When you want him out of your wits?
If you can’t break him straight,
And being annoying is all you can get,
Try every possible ways;
That made him grinds his teeth.
What are the ways?
Let’s see if you’re going to apply this,
Lead the way when you will go out in a date,
Try to be the boss or else be manipulative.
Does it make sense?
Not really, sometimes guys always like to be lead
Yet, being unpredictable may help,
Changing your mind and being erratic.
One time or the other, it made him burst,
However, if he really loves you the most?
And the things you do made him considerate,
Maybe, you need to tell him straight.
Don’t listen to me, I’m no expert
Just writing something, what my brain dictates,
However, if you want to be annoying
Bugging him always is the worst thing.

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  • PR Mace on Oct 19, 2008

    I don’t these anymore, married for 26 years. Oh, well maybe I still do sometimes.

  • rutherfranc on Jan 14, 2009

    depends on the guy you use this on, some may find it annoying others may find it endearing..

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