Put your leg on John
We’re going down the pub
If you aint got any money
I’ll let you ‘ave a sub

Get your leg on John
It isn’t far to walk
We’ll get ourselves a pint
And then We’ll ‘ave a talk

Strap your leg on John
It isn’t very far
If your really feeling poorly
I’ll take you in the car

Got your leg on John !
That’s good, now lets be off
Thanks for comin’ John
You really are a Toff

What you drinkin’ John
A pint ? I’ll ‘ave the same
Get your darts out John
We’ll ‘ave a little game

Thanks for comin’ John
Glad you didn’t stay at home
Thanks for comin’ John
I hate drinking on me own