Who needs school?

I’d rather play pool,

I don’t need to know anything

Because I am the king!

You do it for me,

But I’m not lazy

I’m just too busy -

Now do the laundry!

I said hurry up,

Paddle the boat fast!

Take me to the other side!

Go, servant, the time has passed.

I don’t move a finger,

That’s what you do.

Go work, it’s not my job,

Clean the house, you!

I treat you bad,

But I don’t care,

Get me my drink,

Or you feed the bear.

Bow down, I am great.

I’m unstoppable, 

I defy fate.

Nothing changes me,

But now I can’t see,

I’m blind, but you’re happy.

I don’t get it -

Won’t you help me?