Looking at Cheney
I see a man
Whose speech is incredible
Impossible to understand
He gets up on stage Mic in hand
And blurts into it
Rah Rah Rah Rah Iran!!
Then a courageous reporter
His hands just a shaken
Walks up to Cheney
And asks him to repeat his statement
Cheney holds still
All but his eyes
And glares at him
As if to burn him alive
Then forms a big frown
And Grunts and Growls
And Reaches his hand back
Michael Jackson Style
And swats the reporter
And the crowd goes wild
Then he wakes up
Cheney that is
And rolls to his side
In his thousand dollar bed
Looks at his gun
His prized possession
The only gun
He has shot a friend with
And grins a big grin
Wishing he could do it again
Oh yes Cheney is crazy
Cheney is insane
But were even crazier
Since we elected him, dang
by B Red